Space booger released from his 1000-year prison

Chinese cartoon calling you an idiot

Doodle or Die

A scene where 4 men are camping around a campfire, and are unaware there is a pile of radioactive nuclear waste right behind them.

A 6-legged spider hugging your face.

Karl P... a balding clown

Cookie monster getting his daily fix of cookies laced with LSD

New Chain

Two ninjas dueling with electric guitars... either on a city rooftop or on a bridge

New Chain

Haggar piledriving a shark

A turd who is high as shit... dreaming about some girly pony show.

An arrow sandwich

A phallic rocket taking off

Cellular Fission

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