Zubitung and Goldilicky

Doduo and Natu

Mikan runs into a cactus and that is why two of her limbs are completely bandaged

DR1 bad ending but without Toko inexplicably dying

Angie Yonaga is the best girl 'cuz Atua says so

Engineer loses 0.00001hp, requires a Medic ASAP

Mario feels the warm ways on his back. He is filled with dread. The sun draws ever closer.

Pikachu used Cut against Omanyte! it's super effective!

Toko Fukawa is the best girl and this is why

Shrek but it's Sakura Ogami and when she kisses Aoi at Lord Farquaad's wedding Aoi turns into a Sakura too (spoilers for Shrek btw sorry)

Hajime but he's Spongebob

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