Jesus sucking his own dick while God masturbates to bible. Sct. Peter is shiting on virgin Marys mouth.
Hitler fishing
The sun wearing shades, laughing at a woman made from scrotes.
cute monkey smiling while his legs are cut in half
M&M party. Blue and Red are gay. Green and Yellow are gay. Pink is forever alone.
a lemon with a dick on it
The toaster is sad to be a toaster. His existence is literally painful for him. As such, he can now only burn toast, and is useless.
Canada
a mexican singing
Black specks again? FUCK!
The Easter bunny being tazed.
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