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This is a superhero like none other! It's.... Moist Towlette Man! Duh duhn duh daaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
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Dang it! Why won't my bacon get off the couch?
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Mario is nervous- why is not muffin o'clock yet!?!?!?
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Oh dear. The archaeologist has uncovered an ancient music listening device known as a "Walkman"