Bald, bearded man yells at a loaf of bread asking why it won't speak.
a snow man is happily infested with fleas
Voting? Why not Zoidberg?
He man saying hey, what's going on?
It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up! Also, there's cum EVERYWHERE!
BUT IT MIGHT BE BIOWARE, WE'LL NEVER BE ENTITLED TO KNOW
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apple tells crying apple that this isnt a phase
A man in a pointy hat renounces his faith after being brought to tears by the sight of a yellow line in the sky.
a jester gives a great joke
pew pew pew dead man
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