Strange men in the night wearing green hoods standfing around a washing machine and a red pentagram on the ground. Mission complete it says
A BLACK GENTLEMAN WATCHES. HIS MONOCLE GLISTENING FROM THE MORNING SUN, HIS TOP HAT CRISP FROM THE LAUNDROMAT.
The devil inquires a shitting man bout a position.
A Scotsman getting his kilt in a twist.
Popeye got tired of sailing and beating crap out of Bluto and starts doing farm business. He's milking cows now.
A cut up potato bleeding on a rock while a hotdog is screaming and told not to tell anyone
A Gecko and a Komodo Dragon in love.
Man having trouble resisting DAT ASS
a living poop waiting for his friend at the airport
Sexy Aunt Jemima
Your favourite animal.
A fat black couple that are very happy
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