me reading a pornographic newspaper

A banana wearing a dunce.

butcher is desperate

sopa approved

as long as it's anything but the freaking batman, I'm cool

a yellow block creeping on some dude called Sandy

The sea is trying to eat a shitting tree.

A cat sonic-boom-farting blood at a dick-headed dog.

a red heart robot watches in horror as the eyes of his brutally dismembered compatriots roll down the assembly line

A pig lion shaving his orange mane with an electric razor.

Johnny?

Raspberry pie