Firemen puts out fires? NO! Firemen CREATE THE FIRES! They burn the ungrateful citizens as they cry, but he doesn't care, he's the FIREMAN!

A man in a blue shirt sleeps.

A man holds some tea standing next to some dots. 12 of them in fact. The dots, not the tea or the man...

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A pumpkin.

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Detailed sex scene

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Your greatest desire. Cannot involve porn starts or boobs.

Velma from Scooby-Doo looking extremely smug. Fuck you Velma, you're not better than me, fuck you AND your glasses. Bitch.

A rave planetary space.

Frankenstein wearing a pink party hat. Party e'ryday he says.

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A hipster rabbit.

Modern art interpreting an orange tunnel.

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Your worst nightmare.

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