My purse grew legs and is walking around

Goddamn millenial

That gumball man is pissed about litter in his park.

bunny masquerading as a donkey.

A yellow blob having an existential crisis.

Your favorite season

Romans fighting over some columns. Typical.

In Soviet Russia, beet chops you.

Canada claims the north.

A tattoo of a bicycle tire

"He went that way," said the meatball to the cacti, who had turned sideways in their coke induced confusion.

Human is said that I don't want to use the litter box anymore.