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A zombie, whose eye have popped out, is obviously confused as he says "Uh.... Brains?"
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A planet where cats and humans are the same.
after many years the social constructs regarding mr snowman have brainwashed him into thinking he's not worth sticking around for summer
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the bubblegum is on fire
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a mouse having a staring contest with a carrot
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