A pissy zebra writing an essay on the stealth tactics of lions.
Steve Jobs.
God is dead. There is no promise of happiness after death. Why are you here? You're just fooling yourself that life is meaningful. Pathetic.
"Do you even lift?"
A poorly drawn cylindrical head who resembles the character Bart from the Simpsons exclaiming 'MOAR BEER'.
professor X
vagina power activate
Super white guy terminator getting in a fight cause his muscular assistant bought the wrong colour shirt
A man trying to ride three skateboards at the same time.
Heart with a cross in it
Surrealism, planets floatin' in the space with rainbows bombs lasers n' shit
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