I am a lion and earth tastes rather nice, shower a little salty...
red head girl only wearing seashell bra spreading her legs on a windy day
Half-dead emoticon wonders why.
typical nerd asks a painting to marry him but the painting refuses since he is out of the frame
red eyes black dragon eating a worm
ohh wow
As a last resort, Little jimmy took to cannibalism. He was not good at this, however. Only an idiot eats a person uncooked. Gosh Jimmy.
blue circle devil bunny yellow
Someone's a little sensitive to being called UGLY
A derpy banana has macaroni and cheese and fish for lunch
Eyeball in a pool of blood.
It's a sunny day in Nat'l Boner Park. The phallic geyser, "Old Gay-boner", erupts with such fervor. An off-screen onlooker comments, "wow".
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