at pre-school, little jimmy is told to shove his papier mache up his ass

a woofing duck axes a house

Mr. Glove didn't get paid which means red, blue and yellow M&Ms have to go without hands for a while

Some british cigarettes

it was a mistake for John to buy a scarlet sofa since he knew the scarlet ninjas were out to kill him.

A sad cactus dreams of travelling the seven seas in a submarine

two kids whispering at a birthday party. one looks pretty shocked

here comes debt to ruin your day

getting pushed off a cliff into a spike-trap by a tophat with arms and legs was totally worth it

who put fred flinstone in the tumble drier again?

In the culinary world we call this a 'banana split'

he say WEH