ur mum
THE DEATH OF TIME
your face but it wont fit on the page
it's NOT peanut butter jelly time.
big floppy DUCKS
MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!
Nothing.
Sweet marmalade on my winky
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The man in the planet thinking about a nice girl he used to see on a train.
Two Irishmen in London enjoy eating some fish and chips. Then a Lily Allen lookalike walks buy selling ashtrays.
Two Danish people crying over Liverpool losing a match. A German laughs at them as he considers them pathetic for supporting a foreign team.
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