Mars borrowed Saturn's rings to attract Earth, Earth is about to orgasm just from the sight of it
Burrito money
"rittle ur jimbos" he says as he waters the tree with his mothers piss
Hastur ironing his robe.
homeless man's new neighbor is a real turd
Two confused aliens with capes
Chairface Chippendale.
You like the icecream?
A penguin calling a man ugly.
some guy wearing a blue ski mask with oranges
Meth. Not even once.
black guy green limbs
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