Sneezing out a car
the moon farted
yellow happy man has made bank after making a movie
Sonic killing a chicken
The Pizza Roll bible....probably written by Harry S . Plinkett
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
angry dorito needs tea
A guy really wants to eat the apple on his head, but he can't get it.
A small man greeting you after popping out of a toaster
Worm really loves Subway!
White guy with a black house ejaculating everywhere
picking nose with your foot
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