The unicorn savagely impales a rabbit as the onlooking rabbit grimaces in pain.

The banana takes a last breath as it bleeds profusely from its side. It smiles remembering the happiest time of its life in its final moment

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Cthulhu playing poker with the rest of the Elder Gods in R'lyeh, his poker face isn't very good

In the darkness of midnight, the witch uses her laser eyes to open her tasty midnight snack of yoghurt

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As the sun rises over Atlantis, the cucumber gods play chess, content in the knowledge that the bears will eat them all

No fruit or veg, only man

A basketball has beaten up an orange, the orange's friend has arrived to help and calls the basketball a bastard

mummy baby thinks the world sucks

An eyeless black man grins as his head appears out of a toilet, as seen from above

scary faced person has invisible arms

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Optimus Prime queues up to use the ATM

It's a cow! Or is it a horse? (I can't tell)

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