Piss on a rock
The average Redditor's effort
protractor kills a ruler in cold blood
Cigarette is a jerk. Giving everyone cancer and shit.
A unicorn with a cock for a nose
gotta be fast like china man
Giraffe kiss (so kawaii)
The two headed shark is crying because nobody wants to be its friend.
GO TO SLEEP
Man's ex-laptop comes crawling back to his door like the whore she is.
Scissors being a diick.
Classy as fuck bears
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