Yeah man you eat that meat.
Pollastree steak, apparently.
Someone who is confused about what the scottish flag looks like even though they are probably on a computer and can look it up.
A happy fart cloud
Naked lady? Naked lady. Or maybe a cross-dresser with man boobs.
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Yarr, it be Cap'n Kidd's treasure map of a tropical island with an angry volcano
The year: 1991; internet pornography has just been invented.
A colossal space pizza looming menacingly over Belgium
'no more bombs' is written... with manny bombs..
Somehow a little red-eyed robot with horns got into Team Fortress 2. Get off my lawn.
a moose saw the prince of dogs underneath a frog and couldn't mind his own business
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