It's God! it certainly is!
a weight lifting musclehead sitting in front of a machine that can tell him anything he wants to know, asking "what the F is a stork?"
A man trying to eat something I dont understand
douptfull looking african american man
A dorito is givin' a shit
sharks invading Poland wearing space suits willed with water.
"You drunk bitch" she says, "Fuck Off!" she says.
Draw a sun. Make it green. Oh, make things blow up as well.
Demon with black hair and 4 horns playing video games in a yellow jumpsuit cross legged
she won't go to rehab
Poor kid's fat head fell off from his body, it's body's missing the head, the head misses his glasses.
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