rainbow hangers are coming out of the closet. finally. let us accept them with open arms.

and they lived happily ever after.

angry midget tree seeks brains to nom.

an overweight black man slides down a waterslide naked. he appears to be missing an arm.

hitler appears to be void of any thought.

a man runs away with a pig while mocking the guy he stole it from, who's on fire and understandably upset.

i was jerking off to porn on the internet and then i couldn't stop, so i ended up with a multiple fractures, torn muscle, and twisted tendon

Half a cat. Just the back end. He/she has at least 5 feet, but no legs. The cat is green and white.

surprise buttsex.

an adorable 3 foot tall dinosaur. his large black eyes glisten cutely.

orange M&M steps inside his home shared with Pink M&M to find her getting banged by Green M&M. She cries out in lust. Orange is scandalized.

one really proud cock, strutting his stuff. go baby, shake them tail feathers.

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