Girl holding a crystal ball

Coke, women and candy. What a night I must lead.

A pumpkin thinks back to the time when he was much smaller (possibly an orange) and then cries.

A trucker bleeds out on the side of a road, unnoticed.

A fingers are my best friend, but I only have 3.

That one fire pokemon that had a frontal lobe tumor. uhh, magmar maybe? The one no one cared about anyway.

A vial of Poison(nn)

An orange penguin.

A man practices his ventriloquist act.

A censored, presumably naked, woman greets the viewer. "Oh, I did not see you there"

A man with a goatee has a pro-sex shirt on.

Doodle or Die

A close up of a zebra.

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