a guy whith green hair defends it private beach. he is nervous.
a squirrel flipping me off with both hands.
teh douche noock uhm
Little House on the Prairie, except the sun is now a blue plate with shrimp on it.
what? a metal gear?
Satan Spawned Checker piece
NEW CHAIN
Your mom can't scream, because the flames are already burning her flesh, including her lungs.
It's a pile of poop.
Dr. Schlongman tells a confused dinosaur it has breast cancer, despite the fact that dinosaurs lack mammary glands (and are also extinct).
Either this guy has been wanking too much or he's looking at his fudgey-pop with that intense stare you give to delicious food
Looks like my uncle joe
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