a banana crying because it is pointless.

a man removes a pickle from the fridge. he is about to masturbate with it.

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who the fuck said my handjobs were second rate

a dog has explosive dirreah. (idk how to spell that so s my d)

pac man prepares his cat for anal sex.

two guns fight. like. actually. guns.f gihting. like literal gun fight.

two angels have a friendly discussion

getting zapped by dryer lint

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mexican dolphin

a happy crab

stick figure with a spider on his head

a man sasses a blue squiggle.

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