in a world ruled by nazis, a wehrmacht soldier with chinese heritage discovers that he's Thor and forces a frenchman to eat buckets of shit.
the apple knocked out the piece of bread and said, "I'm not getting eaten by the crow but you are!" What a sucker-punching little bitch.
At long last, King Picklious of Planet Pickleton reached his lifelong goal of destroying Earth. He can finally go on vacation in peace.
Batman is retired, but still likes hanging out in the shadows, even in his new job.
dating website for aquatic animals of the homosexual variety.
Bandit puppy steals a brain
Man has a rabid weasel trapped in his boxers.
Man hands you a weiner
Fucking Silent hill... Rolling wheelchair with nothing in it
Bloody knife in a dark room. Both the knife and blood have the possibility to be incandescent.
Bolo likes your face
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