Your mom having sex with your dad in your bed. Anal.
tree-beard in his youth
elephant stands his ground against an oncoming steam train
I know what you did last summer
Vietnam on broadway!
Open heart surgery, with a duck-like nurse as an assistant.
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Q:Why was tiger looking in the toilet. A:He was looking for pooh!
A le troll face disputes the validness of the le bible while wearing a le party hat.
Someone takes a shower, their shampoo bottle is shaped like a mouse's head.
After playing Pacman for 74 hours straight, Bobby finally passes out.
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