Death waits for no man, except the guy who was supposed to come and repair the cable over 5 hours ago.
The Minotaur has gotten lost outside of his cozy labyrinth, and is now New Wyom...Colorado, located on mars.
A much older tree tells a little sapling to grow up and stop using terrible tree puns.
The moon has big buck teeth and is telling the earth how she thinks she looks good but the earth says she is a slut who needs braces
He like trains.
As a child, Rich Uncle Pennybags was into freaky stuff...including chumming the waters and using himself as shark bait.
♫ Here they aaarrre. The Saddest Single Dads of the Univerrrrssee. Who will wiiiiin? They have lost everything that makes them griiiiiiin. ♫
A witch finds herself at the north pole, practicing her spells on penguins. There is a strange planetary alignment in the sky.
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