A carrot with grasshopper limbs is frolicking away from his enemy's seed bullets.
The joker hires a dead stripper (or Britney Spears)
Phaggots, Phaggots Everywhere!
You slowly open the box to reveal... a big hearty GO FUCK YOURSELF!
totally not spongebob shoving a stick up his ass
GlaDOS expounds on the virtues of cake. Too bad you still need to finish testing before you can have any- it sounds delicious.
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