Ancient homo sapiens tell Homer to eat poisonous fish, but Homer is blind and compliant to do so

blue duck and medusa

Letter G carved into green blob

A guy keeps missing his head when he tries to commit suicide

Little blonde white kid has swag, so they say

Green needs the purples. I'm assuming he wants to complete the dose.

Fluttershy stares sensually at a squirrel

9/11, except caused by a genie

An orange with a phallus and an ice cream cone with many scoops of ice cream is trapped on a desert island.

a cat dressed as a pea

Lonely woman masturbating

man helping old lady conquer her fears

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