A spider is lonely
man is baffled and does not know what to do after he has run out of toilet paper
you walk in and Barney (the purple dinosaur) is sitting in your bed.... what is your expression?
Welshmen attacking the nearest port.
"Sweet lawd, dat ass! I wanna get up close to you and bite it!"
Frog man wants orange spoon.
slenderman be stalking a little boi
Bitches can't handle dis candy land red car I got.
VOLDEMORT V MARY POPPINS: THE RETURN
Llama chopped in half from samurai sword... dont mess with those asians.
a potato farm.
CAUSE I SAID HEY ! WHATS GOIN ON?
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