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Man is worried about how the food critic dog will review the food he just served it.

Doodle or Die

Tribal society often engaged in cannibalism and had different ideas of modesty before contact with Europeans. Dey eatin dat man n dey naked

Doodle or Die

Undead banana stares into your soul!

Man is very uncomfortable sharing a boat with a large tortilla chip

Something like Bowser breathes ice at Mount Fuji

Happy Lego man!

Little purple girl ain't got no buns, hun.

Person doesn't know how to pick up their lemonade because their hands are too big

Doodle or Die

The Pisces constellation has been removed from the zodiac

Aw man I'm out of sprinkles

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