egg whisk comes to life

ugly marmalade putting off suicide for another day

4 yellow dots, swimming in a pond

brains make their presence known via the nose

bootleg winnie the pooh from a fairground ride

sleepytime elmo

man holds a basketball. Why? He is eating a horse

frog drinking coffee in the kitchen

used chewing gum doubts howard sterns existence

old lady talkin bout maths

fighting over a pint

a sandwich eating a human. Please try and resist any unfunny soviet russia jokes