One of the many bridges has just collapsed.

A new hai now roams the halls.

A gravy boat filled with chicken nuggets.

A door with a face is crying

Man in a cowboy hat holds a gun gleefully. An American flag is next to him.

Guy burned down a building labled "Hello Games" while holding a game labeled "Nu-man's Sky". He says, "They can never know..."

Someone was born before 1985 and has thus "dun goofed."

A fellow member has fallen into a trap by a muffin monster of sorts and requires immediate assistance!

Introduce yourself and your weapon of choice for the Booty Patrol!

Lucky number 13! Introduce yourself and your weapon of choice! Also avoid any scandalous images you may find...

Veteran Booty Patrol member found. Proceeding with caution.

Scandalism abound within the Booty Patrol!