Orange guy can't stop drunk girl from drinking. He has to dump her, even though she is hot.
Horse doctor doesn't shoot the horse. But the ungrateful animal is upset about it for some reason.
Schrodinger was a dumbass.
Someone asked to draw a dick, but drew tomato soup instead.
Stock broker is leaving.
Controling the urge to Homer your child.
blue cap poop
Flying turtle vomits on lonely children
dog watching tv
a black dog
A penguin on a skate board
Brontosaurus poops explode on impact.