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The sun has a hangover.
Dead man and headless man are in love. Awwww...
Katniss Everdeen.
Don't worry kids, the monster under the bed will keep the monster in the closet from eating you.
Gordon Freeman
This person filled the whole screen with orange save a slight area 1 pixel high 5 pixels wide about 20 pixels from the left bottom of screen
A cat Masturbates watching a duck getting raped
A small aeroplane crashing in to Michael Cera's eye.
What happens when you divide by zero.
Ron Paul 2012!
TERRANCE, I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE ASS CANCER. WILL I BE ABLE TO FART? NO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO LIVE. HOLD ME, PHILLIP.
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