Your parachute is irrelevant. I have Merlot.
My memory really isn't persisting the way it used to.
Towelies brother is discussing a lady of the night's services.
At the Viet Cong officer's insistence of haste, the army nurse complies and shoots herself in the face with a tranquiliser dart.
Dude, I know you're a tree, but it's all kinds of pathetic to be living in your mom's basement eating pizza and mountain dew at your age...
Here comes Trolly Boo Boo!
Tinkerbell gets the munchies, tries to steal cheese from a mousetrap and meets her demise. Peter Pan cries.
Robots that crush brains to stop a zombie invasion
Danny Elfman provides the score.
a threatening message left with mustard.
Wilson is dead! Long live Wilson!
A red pony explaining to his master that he murdered Gumby brutally with a knife because a sentient carrot he ate told him to.
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