Building a house with the price of welfare
Sorry Commies can't hear you over my FREEDOM
Italy has hung it's flag sideways today.
A pissed chav with a monocle and a pipe.
man hates everything becaue he is bald.
IT'S RAININ' MUNNAY
A scarecrow get out of his egg
a man with no arms or legs wants you to rattle his bones. sounds kinky
dragons are Marxist-Leninists in Skyrim
Grey person watches in horror as a volcano erupts on an adjacent island.
Silly chicken, you can't swim.
A bear who has hanged himself from a tree, is crying and has a bee between his legs
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