pretty boy screams sassy fag come back
An octopus is leaving his paper bag home. A mouse looks on with curiosity.
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
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UConn Huskies.
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ninja turtle was a cigarette SINCE THE BEGINING OF TIME ITSELF.
A cat drops a chocolate bar , that it's been carrying between its butt cheeks for safe keeping, into his food bowl.
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