A robot is angry, because when he asked for a beer, the bartender said to him: "We don't serve mechanical lifeforms"
patrick star get beaten up
man ejaculates pumpkin seeds on shiny god
necrophilia à la pope style
brian may
headless guido with a portable washing machine
I have a blue hat! I have a blue hat! Look at my blue tie! I'm dead inside but I have a fantastic corn cob pipe! Look at my pocket watch!
A visual metaphor for the rampant epidemic of heart disease-related deaths brought about by fast food chains.
The dog from the movie Beethoven wearing a see through baseball cap and a monocle. He also has spiky teeth.
fan fucking a cat
Angry banana eraser
A blond girl likes ponies.
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