A purple turd with black and blue eyes wants to be fed.

Twitch.tv has a new minimalist, grungy style for its website. Needless to say, it's not going over well.

My brain has escaped from my body, and it's not coming back!

A stinking turd with a microscopic green helicopter flying away from it

This tank is a hippie. It fantasizes about explosions as it approaches a crudely drawn target.

A demon's heart is broken because his pink square is also broken.

Purple scraggy line

Her career is like a BBW wearing a thong: most people would be turned off, but for a select few, it's just what they were looking for.

A man is asleep, dreaming of being naked and horny. However in his dream he has no face, and he cannot understand anyone. Is this hell?

Donkey Kong and Mario have finally made peace in their old age. Sort of.

Trans woman misunderstands the meaning of "Buddhism" and thinks it's a religion about watering trees to make them bud. Dead trees.

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On September 23, 2015, the world ended. But they forgot to tell the Pope. Poor lonely pope...

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