What mating call does a female Trotimus make? HON HON HON!
pickle toads
black man rightfully sacrificedto a chupacabra
Want some melon-lime cotton candy?
Gamzee buys a taco from Troll Jane
What? *writing some extra words so that I can submit it*
"Henshin!" the red man yelled as he looked to his v-watch.
Red as fuck.
an enormous butt
Amputee Santa Shaved his beard and is masturbating to happy face pornographic material. Mrs. Claus lies in a shallow grave in Utah.
it's bacon
50 shades of gray. Drawer is unsatisfied with the DoD color pallete.
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