WoW addict is plagued by the floating shadows of children
God is Egyptian
Some stupid cat in a snow shovel. You should just bury that stupid cat. Bitch.
Kirby has AIDS.
Octodad trying to eat basketball. His suspicion meter goes up, as this is not something a human dad would do.
Birthday hippo has is fun ruined by a black stop sign.
A lime masturbating to an orange and a lemon having rough sex.
A Baby doll got it's period, or pooped.
the sun is too hot to hug
Abraham Lincol with a heart that says "#1 pres" and It's everywhere
Mom got us to eat our creamed corn any way she could. Even if it meant using a firehose.
A cow tries to stop the Titanic from sinking
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