The red ghost is sorry for leaving used condoms all over the floor. I don't believe him because he does it every fucking night.
a horse riding a pig that is eating bacon
A mouse kills John while his lover looks on
A man tied to a chair being assaulted by large orange houses held by a sperm shaped dragon and Princess Peach. He appears to be enjoying it.
i guy with a huge head bigger than his whole body and he is really mad
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a pussy
iron man and the green lantern half heartedly fight
A tragic accident has occurred. A woman has fallen and split her head open, but instead of blood, shit comes out. A man is amused.
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romeo and Juliette and the stabbed each other and theirs is a bottle beside them
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