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Lays BBQ chips. So tasty, so fresh.

Ron Paul warns us of "The News."

Colorful Mozart. Eine Kleine Nachtmusic.

A man asleep atop a giant can o' cambell's.

A man with a huge shoulder and a pencil neck shoots out a fish blob from his finger.

A gun shooting a fish, with the words, "Pew! Ka Bpom!?"

Red-velvet cake with strawberry icing.

Donald duck, "Fuck face."

A man who's legs have atrophied is greater than a lion.

A chubby woman crouching near a gray bed is attacked by a giant gun.

A smart ass Unicorn is happy she just sold some weed.

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