Sir Tusk the Elephant sits quietly, drinking his tea and keeping warm under his British flag blanket, pondering the short comings of man.
A fish frozen in FUCKING ICE! ICE NIGGA ICE!
Charlie was a crippled midget lesbian boy but he stood ten ft. tall with a knife.
A snake crawls out of the ocean to eat a palm tree.
tavros
"On a scale of 1 to awesome, we're Penguins."
Mr Fantastic having a seizure.
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an old man is about to stab a crying boy. the boy cries tears like a fountain.
obsceneties.tumblr.com *obscenity* *obscenity*
a man on the ground with a red spider on him, and another man walking away spilling juice and water out of his mouth
sexy penguin hits on rather bored Duck
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