The website has become infected with spirals

A woman on a park bench watches a black star approach

What's that catlike thing creeping around the corner?

Nose cut off

A beautiful floating skullface vomiting pestilence in the dark

World devouring dog

He will smash you!

Squirrels do not exist. Stop saying they exist, what, you believe that fairy tale about squirrels and how they exist? Oh, ha, what nonsense!

Pac Man has grown a body and is talking!

Woman with an arrow through her head. She doesn't seem too bothered by it though, just confused.

A skeleton with tentacles

Small, colorful four legged creatures emerging from the sea