Mojojojo is an asshole.

Yellow tulip tells red tulip that something is not cod.

Horrifying green creature amputates its own tongue.

Pelican shits fireballs onto Luigi.

The earth explodes and God is mildly concerned.

Spiderbro communicates with the aid of a futuristic thought-to-text machine.

Blue fur creature is bros with the sun.

Santa goes to heaven and prepares to mount 3 willing virgins wearing cute green bras.

Nose almost wins the race but then loses at the last minute because he's just a nose.

Chest hair lady bares it all.

Bulletproof boobies.

Man fails to understand the universal language of crying duck.