A blonde, blue-eyed, one toothed baby wrapped in pink.

a blue alien with a single 'feeler' poking from his head, ginger sideburns and a red beard looks distinctly unimpressed.

A radio with red buttons and a yellow aerial is struck by lightning; it's owner flees in terror.

A sexual google search suggesting that 'shirtless' might have meant 'all the time'. Additionally, who is Taylor Lautner?

I have iodine

a silhouette of two bowling balls obscuring a traffic bollard

'A' is at the top, red, round and false.

Billy Joel vs Bon Jovi in a fight to the death

Since today.

Lonely emo kid standing outside in the dark looking lonely.

Insecure midget looks for approval from seemingly cool vampire giant.

Sad red man with walking stick thinks about firing a cannon into a peach at night outside.