If Zelda and Link had a baby with no nose.....

Velocirator cat!

Despite all of my rage, I am still just Nicholas Cage.

Pink? Green? Yellow? BLACK

The Chicken Grinch climbs atop gray mountain while the moon sleeps with Santa.

CONAN: THE PENGARIAN

Hank HIll, the President of the United Steaks.

Dayum Son. Thrift Shop!

green female lizard (or argonian) slept with miss piggy!?

hipster man in a pink dress with a mustache, spectral, and bushy hair standing on a unpopped water balloon proclaiming"I am so cultured"

batman sucking on a bane lollipop

Bloody Tampon from Jersey Shore. Snookie reveals the real "Poof".