A fucking koala with a kings hat and boogers running out of its nose; and dicks
a woman wearing a VERY tight corset asks you for your brain using medieval words.
A TV showing an image of a walking stick and a liver.
A Jack-o-lantern wants to be a sexy apple lantern
Someone hates ponies. KILL THEM.
A watermelon wearing a hat and a peanut. Neither have faces
Brutal carrot kicking the shit out of some bimbo who made too many ginger jokes. SO FUCKING HARDCORE IM ROCKIN' OUT RITE NOW
earth raping the moon
A flying dog with floating crap
Coke vending machines are actually transformers.
an explosive banana
Pony with a hat and a floating Napoleon-esque hat gaze into the abyss.
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